Order this shirt, like, right now…
If you’re not excited about the World Cup—and, moreover, the USA’s draw with jolly old England on Saturday—this brief posting might not be for you.
If, however, you love your country, the AG suggests picking up one of these jersey-style tee shirts for the next match (USA vs. Algeria, June 23rd). It’s a great-looking, easy-wearing way to say, “USA! USA! USA!” without saying “USA!!! USA!!! UUUUU! SSSSS! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
Oh, and if you order your shirt by tomorrow, you’ll get it just in time* for the Algeria match.
……which shouldn’t be terrifying at all, since they only did THIS after losing to Egypt in November. “Al-ger-ia! Al-ger-ia! Al-ger-ia!”
Time to support your country [in style] and start living life better.
*At least that’s what the $4.99 standard shipping said about the AG’s home address. Calculate for yourself; this isn’t the post office.