Not cool, Jack Bauer. Not cool.

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Scroll over to 23:43 and watch Jack lose the AG’s respect.

Dear Jack,

For years we’ve watched and cheered as you toppled injustice and thwarted terrorists, often with little more than your trademark scratchy voice and a Sig Sauer 9mm. You foiled Al-Qaeda’s plan to nuke LA, you escaped from a Chinese prison camp; hell, you even kicked a heroin habit in season three. Needless to say, the AG was a supporter. Alas, it was at 12:23 a.m. in this, the eighth season, that you lost the AG.

Choking a lady? Not cool, Jack Bauer. Not cool. You know 37 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands but you don’t know that you shouldn’t hit a girl? The AG has lost a sizable amount of faith in you.

Your only hope for redemption is to beat the potatoes out of that Russian guy CTU is holding, because if there’s one thing the AG hates, it’s those damn commie Russians. Time to interrogate some suspects, tell Chloe to quit frowning and start living life better.

With kind regards,

The AG

Dictated but not read.


~ by An Austin Gentleman on February 23, 2010.

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